As if we had any doubt, My Bloody Valentine firmly reminds us that no good can come of hanging out in an abandoned mine shaft. Hometown boy Tom Hanniger returns to the sleepy mining town of Harmony just in time for the tenth anniversary of a gruesome Valentine's Day massacre, in which crotchety old miner Harry Warden went bonkers and murdered half the town with his pickaxe. And wouldn't you know it - ten years later, Harry's thirsty for more blood. This slip 'n' slide gore-fest strives to be as creative in its violence as the 1981 original. Plus, it won't disappoint those in the market for a slasher film that doesn't pretend to be more than it is: a cheesy, thrill-a-minute exercise in human mutilation.
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